Hello, Stranger.
I see you've found your way into my lair. I'm usually tolerant of newcomers, as long as you don't steal my work.

If you're a turtle, fey, or gargoyle, I welcome you. If you're a duck, just watch your step. Humans...well, I don't like most humans very much, with a few exceptions. Beware of my fiery temper!

You can go to any one of the selections on the side, but beware! If you want to use my work, ask me. I loathe pirates, and have no patience for them whatsoever...with one exception, you know who you are, don't try to impersonate! (I will get very angry. You don't want to see me angry.)